April 5, 2011

April 5, 2011: Growing up my parents bought a record (yes, like a real record) of a personalized birthday song that they would play the morning of my birthday. My parents actually found out they still make these and got me a CD of the song and it goes something like this:

This is Space Command to Zoom
All systems are go for your message to Jaime!
Hey, Jaime! It's your birthday!
I'm in charge of the stars and I'm here to say,
Hey, Jaime! You're the big star today!

My name is Zoom and I live on the moon
But I came down to earth Just to sing you this tune
‘cause Jaime, it's your birthday today!
A present for you I wanted to find, an outerspace creature, a one of a kind!
A wild whop or a kukelchoo, an apple drop or a buzzardstew
Or maybe a 3-eyed tickleshay for your birthday.

Did you ask: "uh, what's a kukelchoo?"
Well, up on the moon it's nothing new but that won't do for you. On your birthday!
I searched behind the clouds and stars I even zoomed my bike to Mars
And met my friend the saucer man and he said:
"Hey Zoom I got the bestest plan! What your friend needs is something new,
So how about a song, just from YOU?"

And so tonight when you're in bed
I'll be singing to you as I zoom overhead
Singing, Jaime! Happy Birthday
Singing, Jaime! Happy Birthday
Singing, Jaime! Happy Birthday, to you!
Happy Birthday, Jaime! See you next year!

It wouldn't be my birthday without the phrase: "Hey Jaime! It's your birthday!"

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